Allahabadi Worldview

दुनिया मे घुसे तो पता ना था की घुसे हो तो घूस देना होगा, ना घूस दिया तो घूसा दिए जाओगे , घुसा दिए गये तो छूटने के लिए घूस देना होगा, घूस देने के लिए पैसे कहा से आएँगे ? इसका भी इलाज है, घूस लेना शुरूकर दो ! घूस वाली नौकरी के लिए भी घूस देना होगा , वो घूस के पैसे के लिए घर गिरवी रखना पड़ेगा , फिर किसके घर मे घुसोगे ? गुस्सा आ रहा है ना, मुझे भी आया था लेकिन क्या करे ज़िंदगी का दूसरा नाम ही घूस है मेरी बात ना मानो तो नीचे पढ़ लो - बेबी पैदा हुआ - जन्म प्रमाण पत्र के लिए घूस स्कूल मे दाखिले के लिए घूस पासपोर्ट के लिए घूस ड्राइविंग लाइसेन्स के लिए घूस .. .. .. .. एक दिन मार गये , मृत्यु प्रमाण पत्र के लिए घूस | ज़िंदगी का दूसरा नाम ही घूस है, क्यू मान गए ना?

I am sad to see the line of action Modi's NDA govt is falling in.. Why your party is more concerned towards BEEF & EGG when there are lakhs starving...? Why your ministers are more concerned to up the tax bars when the tax paying middle class is suffering..? Why your members are barking free , e.g., Sakshi , Sadvi etc? Why there is no noose on black money and departmental corruptions? Why shying away from visiting Indian villages with absolutely no infrastructure and basic amenities? Remember, just 365 days ago, when Adani's wealth was $1.9 billion ( today it is $6 billion ) , when Advani-Joshi-Shourie were BJP leaders ( sidelined today) , when BJP was party of the workers ( not the Boardroom jokers) , when you had not made 19 foreign visits, . . . You were a HOPE .... You were the FUTURE .... You were the only OPTION ..... I don't want to loose the hope unless I have an option ! You cant take away my optimism with your naïve pol

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Once again Public Sector Banks are in news, obviously for negative reasons. Now, this fact is wide open in public domain that PSU are careless in maintaining due diligence with respect to Large scale transactions and loan disbursements. Recent news of Dena Bank , OBC , Syndicate Bank and IDBI Bank are highlighting the fact that the Banking system needs a tight rope from RBI.  

Finally, separatists met with Pakistani Envoy to Delhi in spite of strict warning from Union Government. Separatists led by Syed Geelani, a senior leader of the 26-party Hurriyat Conference, and Ex Millitant JKLFchief Yasin Malik met Pakistani high commissioner to India Abdul Basit. One thing wonders me, all of a sudden black clouds started hovering around Indian attempts to have amicable relations with Pakistan. Why? Let us check out the events one by one : Ceasefire Violations : All of a sudden there is unprecedented surge in cease-fire violations. According to reports*1 , at least 10 ceasefire violations have been committed by Pakistan troops in August itself. In normal times, it is done to push or give cover fire to militants trying entering Indian soil. But according to current situation, its target was to escalate tension between two countries to derail bilateral talks. Meeting Separatists : Every now and then Yasin Malik, Ex-Milltant & JKLF Chief goes to P

INS KOLKATA - a moment of Pride !