STATS kya hota hai????

why EXAMs Come???
IS there anybody who can answer this question?
Probably not!
but certainly the person who had invented this
unique idea of torturing "burning brains" like
me, shouldn't attain the peace even in his coffin!!
we have to suffer torture in classes (sitting for
long hours!), in guest lectures and of course the
internals which screwed us throughout the semester!!
and think about the situations when we are
sleeping on our chairs and have to pretend as if
we are attentive in class.
(brutal "violation of sleeping
rights" ! isn't it?)

now take this example:
its almost 4 am of 25th October when i m writing this
post. m i nocturnal? not at all!!! but i m made by one
of my biggest enemies--------EXAMINATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STATS.........u got it right man! the monster of sem-1.
this particular subject made sure that i shouldnt look
at the mirror with pride that i am a good student at all.
huh! its like the marshy land where more you try to come
out of shit, the more you get deeper into that..........
STATS makes sure that ur brain becomes STATIC which means
a lockade in the brain- a chemical locccha!
but my funda is very clear:

More study More confusion,
No STUDY No CONFUSION!!!!!

so its cool out here ( weather yaar) but its hot inside the
rooms with heavy discussions of variables which i dont know
why gets related to answers which varies as compared to the
correct one!

RANDOM samples have distributed HYPOTHESES in my brain that
its not my cup of tea and the tails of it has fragmented my
brain into lower TAIL and Upper TAIL.,,,,,,,,,,,

now the ESTIMATION is difficult, how far i will go with stats
but for sure the PROBABILITY of getting marks is APPROXIMATELY
nil.

hmmm before this day everything was alright.
LIFE was smooth as a velvet and was going on
like a gentle ride of m-BenZ. but donno why
the XAMs happen every now-n-then and take all
pleasures and fun out of your life just like
a cow-boy does with the herd of cattle and drive
them away from pastures.

so i m away from my eye-tonics, those brighter sides
of my college life.
now, uncertainty has replaced the peace of mind.
the uncertainty of getting passing marks!
the uncertainty of getting lost pride again!!!!

at the end of xams.....i wanna see myself again
in the mirror with "PRIDE".

at this hour, i remember GURU RABINDRA NATH TAGORE-
who wrote:

MAN BHAIY MUKT HO JAHA,
AUR MASTAK UUNCHA!!!!!!

ie, get me some place where i can live with pride
and without fear.

i want the same,
so friends plz pray for me that
i shouldnt fall prey to STat........s!!!!

GOODLUCK TO ME!!!!

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